琵琶湖「俺はお前なんか湖とは認めねぇ。」摩周湖「はい。」
琵琶湖「ちっ・・・。その澄ました感じや透かしっぷりが気に入らねぇんだよ。」
摩周湖「すいません。」
琵琶湖「湖は多少濁っててなんぼだろ？だから俺はお前を湖とは認めねぇ。」
摩周湖「はい。」
琵琶湖「くそっ・・・。だから透かしてんじゃねーよ！なんか言い返して来いよ！」
摩周湖「私は河川が出ていないので、国土交通省の管轄下ではありません。」
琵琶湖「！？」
摩周湖「また、樹木が生えていないので農林水産省の管轄下でもありません。」
琵琶湖「！？・・・じ・・・じゃあ・・・お前は一体・・・」
摩周湖「水たまりです。」
琵琶湖「！？」
摩周湖「私は、巨大な水たまりです。」
琵琶湖「あんっ！ああん・・らめ・・・もうらめえ！ﾋﾞｸﾝﾋﾞｸﾝ（射精する）」
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